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3:07PM

What not, WTF edition

1—I haven't seen the likes of the Keith Olbermann-Bill Simmons slap fest since twenty-aught-one! I'll go with the general consensus that his column insisting Tiger Woods has it harder post-wick dipping than Muhammad Ali did after the federal government persecuted him for his religion and political beliefs marked the exact moment when Simmons went from 'useless but harmless' to 'aggressively uninteresting' but Olbermann is still significantly more ridiculous and worthy of mockery.

2—With Mo'Nique having won an Oscar for Precious, which I haven't seen but seems as actively loathsome as a movie could possibly be, now's as good a time as any to link to the great Armond White's review, which is everything you'd hope it would be:

Not since The Birth of a Nation has a mainstream movie demeaned the idea of black American life as much as Precious. Full of brazenly racist clichés (Precious steals and eats an entire bucket of fried chicken), it is a sociological horror show. Offering racist hysteria masquerading as social sensitivity, it’s been acclaimed on the international festival circuit that usually disdains movies about black Americans as somehow inartistic and unworthy...

Precious raises ghosts of ethnic fear and exoticism just like Birth of a Nation. Precious and her mother (Mo’Nique) share a Harlem hovel so stereotypical it could be a Klansman’s fantasy. It also suggests an outsider’s romantic view of the political wretchedness and despair associated with the blues. Critics willingly infer there’s black life essence in Precious’ anti-life tale. And the same high-dudgeon tsk-tsking of Hurricane Katrina commentators is also apparent in the movie’s praise. Pundits who bemoan the awful conditions that have not improved for America’s unfortunate are reminded that they are still on top.

This misreading of blues sensibility probably has something to do with the disconnect caused by hip-hop, where thuggishness and criminality romanticize black ghetto life. Director Daniels’ rotgut images of aggressive cruelty and low-life illiteracy aren’t far from gangster rap clichés. The spectacle warps how people perceive black American life—perhaps even replacing their instincts for compassion with fear and loathing.

As I recall, the last time Armond broke out the Birth of a Nation trope it was for the noxious Unbreakable, in a review that sadly seems to not be online.

3—Not a ton of new information for anyone who's followed the cult over the years, but this Times piece on Scientology is pretty sweet if just for the respectful treatment given Anonymous and straight-faced bits like this:

The church is vague about its membership numbers. In 11 hours with a reporter over two days, Mr. Davis, the church’s spokesman, gave the numbers of Sea Org members (8,000), of Scientologists in the Tampa-Clearwater area (12,000) and of L. Ron Hubbard’s books printed in the last two and a half years (67 million). But asked about the church’s membership, Mr. Davis said, “I couldn’t tell you an exact figure, but it’s certainly, it’s most definitely in the millions in the U.S. and millions abroad.”

He said he did not know how to account for the findings in the American Religious Identification Survey that the number of Scientologists in the United States fell from 55,000 in 2001 to 25,000 in 2008.

1:38PM

Beltran, Reyes, Rodriguez and hGH

As someone who doesn't much care if players take drugs you might think that I'd find all the sort of but not really insinuations that have lately been made in the New York papers (typical example here) kind of sleazy. Truth told I don't. A few points in no real order:

1—If you go to a shady-seeming doctor who's been charged with dope peddling, people really aren't out of line in wondering if something's up.

2—Major League Baseball's testing program is very very good at doing what it's supposed to do, which is give players an incentive to not test positive for certain drugs. That players are not testing positive for drugs they know they'll be tested for does not mean they're not on drugs. Lots of players doubtless are on drugs!

3—I'm not aware of any real reason to think that hGH gives any performance advantage in baseball. On the other hand that (some unknown percentage) ballplayers take it suggests that they have reason to think it does.

4—You're crazy if you don't think ballplayers are 'blood doping.' Pool players do it!

5—I haven't done any real research into it and should do so before spouting off, but the 'platelet-rich plasma treatments' Jose Reyes is said to have received sound an awful lot like something that would get you a long ban from cycling, which isn't to say he did anything wrong.

6—If writers get into the speculation and veiled insinuation racket they get whacked as witch hunters, and if they don't they get whacked for ignoring the obvious.

7—There are lots of good doctors in America and going to a Toronto-based doctor to get anti-inflammatory drugs without cluing in the surgeon who's supposed to be supervising your rehab is kind of strange.

8—Sometimes reporters and columnists know more than they can say outright in print. (Of course sometimes they're just talking out their asses about things they don't know about.)

9—I don't understand why 'blood doping' or using hGH to heal an injury while under a doctor's supervision should be considered a big deal, and if these treatments work athletes should be allowed to use them.

10—One problem with drug bans is that there are real grey areas. Not every ballplayer using performance enhancing drugs or undergoing performance enhancing therapies is meeting with a quack beneath an underpass buying vials labeled 'Illegal Drugs.'

11—A true thing: Whole Foods' generic Fig Newtons are super cheap and enhance cycling performance!

7:56AM

RA the Rugged Man vs. Floyd Mayweather

This has been around for a while but if it's new to you, it's new. The interview starts off with 'When are you going to fight someone your own size?' and gets way better from there, with Floyd claiming he runs boxing and that the sport would die without him and sounding genuinely aggrieved in between bouts of schtick. Mildly NSFW but extra relevant given the upcoming Mayweather vs. Undead Shane Mosley fight.

8:32AM

Hey, Mets fan!

The Amazin' Avenue Annual is out and it's free. I'm saying this not to be nice but because it's true: This is work of professional quality and will be an indispensible companion in the seven months to come if you for whatever reason want to follow along with the exploits of Alex Cora and co. Download the .pdf file, print it out, put a big bulldog clip on on it and you're gold, with everything from slick visualizations of player skill sets to a Gary, Ron and Keith drinking game.

I'm not a better blogger because I'm lazy for a few reasons, but a big one is that I'm just skeptical of the form because so much of it comes down to writing about writing about writing. That these guys, rather than falling into that trap, have put a book this fun and useful together and put it out there for everyone to enjoy for free makes me much less so. Here's to a bit more of this and many fewer pictures of drunk ballplayers in future.

2:29PM

Blah blah blah

I have a piece here rating baseball's 30 general managers, about which Rob Neyer makes a fair point:

when I see

Andrew Friedman, Tampa Bay Rays

at the top of the list, and

Dayton Moore, Kansas City Royals

at the bottom, I tend to focus more on Rays and Royals than Friedman and Moore. Andrew Friedman is a key performer in an outstanding organization. Dayton Moore is not.

This is absolutely true and something people should always keep in mind when bitching about idiot GMs. Andrew Friedman is a really smart guy, but the 'Andrew Friedman' I rate as the single best GM in baseball is a metonym for the work done by dozens of different people under certain specific conditions. It's not unfair to do this, both because the GM gets the credit or the blame for what goes on and because he has more power than anyone else to decide who those dozens of people are and change those specific conditions if need be, but it is a contrivance. If Omar Minaya were running the Dodgers he'd almost certainly rate in the top half of a list like this, and if Andrew Friedman were running the Royals he'd probably rate in the bottom half.

10:02AM

What not, local edition

1—I'll probably want to write about this at greater length once I've read the whole issue, but check out the difference between the Reader's new package on my neighborhood and the one Time Out ran a few weeks ago, which kind of sums up the difference between two ways of looking at the world.

Reader tease: 'The Hyde Park & Kenwood Issue. Independent politics. Aggressive urban renewal. Ambitious architecture. More bookstores than bars. And the 800-pound gargoyle: the University of Chicago.'

Time Out tease: 'What's wrong with Hyde Park? Equal parts brain and beauty—so why is it a retail and entertainment wasteland?'

Just want to point out that to take today at random, Kenzaburo Oe is giving a free lecture on former U of C prof Tetsuo Najita's 'approach to intellectual history, including Najita’s Visions of Virtue in Tokugawa Japan: The Kaitokudō Merchant Academy of Osaka (1997), a landmark study of the rise of an independent school of economic and moral philosophy in 18th–century Japan' and then Doc Films is playing 'The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance' for $5 later. Not sure 'wasteland' is quite the word I'd use.

2The New Yorker's new many thousand word profile of Richard Daley (not available online) is well turned and gives as much insight into him as a man as anything I can remember reading. Still, it's a shame that so many crushing problems are so lightly brushed off. The South and West Sides are hardly the monoliths of crime they're sometimes thought to be, but it's absolutely true that the civic revival has not touched enormous swathes of the city, in some of which people live a nearly Third World life of grim brutality that is not much relieved by knowing that Chicago is a world center for 'molecular gastronomy.' Sparing a few more words to discuss the morality of saving the city by essentially sealing large parts of it off might have been worth the while. Similarly, readers might have done with a bit less about the Richie-Obama relationship and a bit more about the fact that the Illinois deficit now accounts for half the budget, a sum so large that if you laid off every state employee two-thirds the gap would remain.

3—As I've never cared for the Pixies a bit I was enormously entertained to read what Steve Albini had to say about them in this excerpt from an oral history of the band:

I respect them and I certainly have high regard for Kim as a singer and I think Charles is a good guy. I never really liked their music in the way that I liked my favorite bands' music - like the Jesus Lizard, Television, Public Image, the Sex Pistols, the Ramones, Suicide, Kraftwerk, unique and brilliant bands that I loved, I never really got that level of interest with the Pixies. It's awkward for me to say because I feel like in some way I'm peeing on their birthday cake here. I do geniuinely like and respect the people in that band. I think David Lovering is a great drummer. I think Joey is an innovative guitar player. I think Kim is probably the best singer ever, and I think Charlie is a talented and unique guy. But the things that I like about that band, it's not really the music.

I've always thought it must be hard to be Albini in that you're serving as an engineer to so many bands vastly worse than your own. How do you stop yourself from just rolling your eyes?

7:03PM

The home nine, pt. 6: Left field

What are you going to say about Juan Pierre? Dude hit .365/.392 last year. Overall, left fielders hit .341/.440. So in a season where he hit as he hadn't in years and never, ever will again, he was okay. And in the four years before that he hit .329/.359. A full list of those who hit worse in at least 600 games over that span goes like this: Jason Kendall, Nick Punto, Omar Vizquel and Willy Taveras. The best hope for Sox fans might just be that he gets off to such a bad start that he hits his way out of the majors.

The sad thing is that Pierre isn't even fun to watch. He's so small, with such a 19th century chop-flail-and-run approach, that you'd think he'd at least offer some kind of aesthetic reward. There's nothing. He hits like he's having an asthma attack while swinging a lamp post underwater, and whatever pleasure there is in watching him scamper in the outfield is more than undone by watching his limp throws bounce at the lip of the infield grass and then careen to a dead stop in front of the cutoff man. If there's one guy who's going to cost the Sox a shot at the division, this will be the one.

At least this explains how he ended up on the team.

7:11PM

Boing Boing delivers the goods

I'm sure there are people who will shake their fists at God on seeing this; I'm just wondering how much I'd have to pay to get this guy to set a routine to 'Kerosene' or 'Sex Bomb.' (Yes, I know it's more than I have.)

2:44PM

Mays, ctd.

In a comment below, reader David rightly wants to know just what I'm on about when I say that in addition to being flat stupid, Pete Hamill's recent comments about Willie Mays evoke 'a whole complex of ideas about Mays as a sort of overgrown 12-year-old that always were and still really are kind of fucking racist.'

As many many people have noted before me, one traditional method of presenting some black men as angry, ungrateful or otherwise delusional and pretentious and thus not worth taking seriously has been to contrast them with milder, more pleasant black men less prone to saying unpleasant things. It's a recurring pattern and I'm sure you can think of any number of examples. The point here is that while today he's a secular saint, Jackie Robinson was an extremely controversial figure in his day and there was much muttering in the press about how he didn't know his place, etc. Mays, as a rather determinedly apolitical figure, was one of those held up as Robinson's opposite—as, essentially, a 'good Negro.' (This isn't an observation made in hindsight, by the way—James L. Hicks, renowned for his reporting on the Emmett Till lynching and a longtime editor of the Amsterdam News, wrote an interesting and quite angry column about this in 1955 that you can read here.)

Go back and read some of the contemporary coverage of Mays and it will just blow your mind. Where Hamill retails the legend of Mays playing stickball with little kids in Harlem as an example of how great things were In His Day, this article about it from 1954 is interesting not least for how ridiculously patronizing it is in parts. (Actual headline: 'That Boy's So Full of Play.') And it's entirely typical. Part of presenting Mays as a wholesome, unthreatening figure who salved racial wounds as easily as Robinson irritated them involved portraying him as a natural who didn't have to put a bit of work in to be as great as he was, a literally childlike figure who relied on such benevolent white fathers as drunken buffoon Horace Stoneham and notorious asshole Leo Durocher to guide him through life. This marks a pretty stark contrast to the way the intensely adult Robinson was depicted in the press.

How much of this was Mays consciously guarding his image is an interesting question, and I'm looking forward to reading the actual book Hamill was reviewing largely to get some insight into it. Take the famous incident where someone refused to sell Mays a house in a fancy part of San Francisco because he was black. This is what he had to say about it at the time:

"I've never been through this kind of stuff and I'm not even mad about it now," the normally exuberant "Say Hey Kid" said last night.

"I'd sure like to live in San Francisco, but I didn't want to make an issue about it."

Meanwhile, this is what Mrs. Mays had to say:

"Down in Alabama, where we come from," she said, "you know your place, and that's something, at least. But up here it's all a lot of camouflage. They grin in your face and then deceive you."

A man married to a woman capable of putting things like that probably felt more strongly about being barred from buying a house he wanted because he was black than he expressed by saying 'it sure looks bad for our country.' And was certainly no kid. But hey—stickball!

Mays shouldn't have tried to be anything other than what he felt comfortable being, and I mean it as anything but a slight to point out that a lot of his image is bound up in the racial anxieties of his day. But if people like Hamill are going to drone on about how great baseball myths were In Their Day (I feel duty bound here to point out that I grew up playing stickball in the streets of New York, too—literally!—and I was born in fucking 1978), they should at least think enough about them to notice some of the implications of those myths. The fact that grown black athletes aren't often presented as large 12-year-olds who owe everything to the guiding hand of their white fathers these days is not, when you consider it at all, entirely a bad thing.

5:14PM

Etc., etc.

1—Of course I generally agree with Joe Posnanski's riff on Pete Hamill's embarrassing claim that Willie Mays represents a time when 'the only performance-enhancing drug was joy,' but two points. First, the really risible thing about this line isn't that it ignores the fact that Mays and many of his peers used performance-enhancing drugs, but that it evokes a whole complex of ideas about Mays as a sort of overgrown 12-year-old that always were and still really are kind of fucking racist. Mays was a man, prone to jealousy, bitterness, resentment and the rest of the full range of complex human emotions, not the grinning eunuch he's so often been made out to be. It beggars belief that in 2010 he's still being implicitly held out as 'the good Negro,' but so it goes.

Second, I don't think Pos is quite right to say that steroids 'were not readily available' when Mays played ball. There are well known stories about the San Diego Chargers forcing players to take steroids before the NFL-AFL merger, and I've never for a second believed that steroids entered the game with Canseco and peers. I will buy that they entered the sport later than they did elsewhere, because baseball always had a culture of belief that training for strength would hurt your game, but there's a lot of circumstantial reason to think they were being used as early as the 1960s.

2—It really is quite bizarre that George Orwell has become something of a conservative icon, and while I like Matthew Yglesias titling his post 'George Orwell Was a Socialist,' he could be even more emphatic about  it. Here, for example, is a famous Orwell essay from 1941 in which he argues for the nationalization of 'lands, mines, railways, banks and major industries' and the limitation of income so that 'the highest tax-free income in Britain does not exceed the lowest by more than ten to one' as preliminary steps toward the society he'd like to see.

3—This will be of extremely limited interest to anyone who isn't a Chicagoland cyclist who enjoys long rides through scenic industrial decay, but this is a really nice article on the Calumet-Sag Trail. I can't wait to ride it.